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Fritos and Sprite. That seems to be my diet these days.

I work a job that sounds important. It's not. Not Really. It's more repetitive than anything. One of those gigs that allow me browsing time between idiots. The people I work with tend to overflow with personality. Most of the time thats a good thing.

I play Bass for the band Truancy in Stasis. We play hybrid Horrorrock/horrorcore. In other words, we suck.

I've come to the conclusion that my kiss induces some sort of psychosis in women everywhere. I'm not really boyfriend material.

World politics is my crack. I can't get enough of it. Religion as well. When G-d smiles at me he sends Mormons to my house. Those guys argue like crazy.

I love my friends...both of them.

I've learned life is too short to stay pissed off all the time.

I am The Masorti. I am a single, jewish dad trapped in Independence. I love my music, my art, italian food, movies, and most of all my children. This is my life...you get to read about it. Enjoy!